June 2013
people who feel the need to add their commentary to every post
I know omg I hate it when people do that
not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people
sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
WHEN YOU POUR SODA AND THE SODA FIZZ RISES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP BUT DOESN’T SPILL OVER
take my virginity and frame it
i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them
oh my god mom why are u getting mad? i was just trying to offer u some of this dank ass weed



