criminallyincompetent:

catbountry:

martartut:

tsquint:

im laughin so much the sHARK W ARMS

I’m sorry I had to.

Bear with… shark arms?

yes

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

cumsquats:

i wish i was a crouton

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake hides his tiny teeth from Jay-Z’s bigger and much more powerful teeth

littletipoftheshoelace:

theaspiringauthor:

pipjustice:

rockinzayn:

rileylife:

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.

Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl

or if you’re a heterosexual male

Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.

Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.

4gifs:

Mattress Jousting

darrynek:

Thanks dad

dickbarakat:

toe cruise

smilingemoticon:

the cycle has been completed

unabating:

controlled by da dick

internetexplorers:

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me

if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me

if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me